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Poop nuggets

shity weed

dude the only weed you can get in Mexico is poop nuggets!

by persons person November 19, 2010

Poop Nugget

A nugget of poop; someone bitchy, annoying, rude, or crotchety. Usually full of shit and/or asshole

"Dude stop being such a poop nugget."
"Ugh you are quite the poop nugget."

by Izzy F. November 29, 2016

poop nugget

a small, but highly significant, payload of poop or 'turdulation' which is expelled, emitted, dropped, pitched, left, released, extruded, or otherwise de-ass-ified from one's rear 'port'.

Always firm (or it would be called a 'poop toothpaste' or a 'poop ribbon', it is usually deep chocolate brown in color and highly aromatic in a thoroughly barfulated manner.

It is sometimes used as a name of deep affection or admiration.

I just dropped a poop nugget.
I have contributed many poop nuggets to the local ecology.
Oy, there's a poop nugget in my socks!
and
You are quite a poop nugget, Mr. President.
(In French accent like Pepe LePew) Mah darleeng, you are such a beautiful poupe nougat! I am mahd for you, ma petite poopoux!

by Barnegat Blummis December 08, 2006

poop nugget

A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.

My sister was a poop nugget when she wouldn't let me help her with her homework.

by Queen Danyelle December 29, 2014

poop nugget

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-

"HAha, u poop nugget!"

by matt July 30, 2003

poop nuggets

A general, mild curse, like darn, for when the user wants to be slightly original, but something FUCK MY ASSHOLE isn't appropriate.

Mom: Take the trash out.
Kid: Poop nuggets.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 05, 2007

poop nuggets

Basically its nuggets of poop. They are some what similar to chicken nuggets except they are made of poop. I don't know how else to describe it other than poop that looks like nuggets and smells like ass.

Oh look at those fine poop nuggets Billy. They look delicious, don't they?

by Pooper Poopington July 14, 2006