A fork of Rural Dictionary
generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex
Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!
She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.
I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.
Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!
the begining of the curtis park skatepark anthem;usually emphisized
Poop Cock bitch you got shit on your lips!
Something that daddy sticks up my ass.
Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.
take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce
Hey man i dare you to swallow that cock poop sundae I left your mom..
A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.
"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"