A fork of Rural Dictionary
-noun 1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect. 2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet." 2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."