A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Dopest Pope that ever lived
“Woah look! It’s Pope Francis! He’s Dope.”
(adj., v.) To cut back, skimp, or go cheap. Based upon Pope Francis rejecting the ritz and glamour of his predecessors, and using simpler clothing, transportation, housing, etc., than other popes.
(adj.) "You really went Pope Francis on that haircut, huh?" (v.) "I had to Pope Francis my car; she was just too much of a gas guzzler."
A sexy hot male that I would give head to any day.
God, pope Francis do got a great dick
Wait... DID HE JUST CALL THAT LITTLE GIRL RETARDED!?
Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"