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n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event. v. To take a monster shit. Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump." "Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success. The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam. Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence. One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
Daniel: "dude help me out. I'm freaking out about this last match." Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.
"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."