A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.
"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now" "I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.
"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?" "Really?" "I'M CRAVING IT!" "Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."