A fork of Rural Dictionary
A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.
Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.
Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose
Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.
Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
Hot Girl: Hey y'all! Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.
Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution
To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed
BOMBS AWAY! Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master
When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
Ben: "Shit I cummed" Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing
Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.
Rocker 1: *tilts guitar a bit* "GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen." Rest of band: "C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."