A fork of Rural Dictionary
A terrible event where a person gets so drunk, usually from stealing Joel's vodka, then decide it is a good idea to start emptying their bowels all around the house. Ruined couches, carpet and beding is not the worst of it. When mommy finds said person naked in the closet covered in feces, yeah that's gonna top it all off.
OMG Did you hear about Scott pulling a Poopy Presty last night? He's never gonna live that one down. OWND!!!
This Boy is a horrible person, he is really thirsty. His role models are James Charles and Pingu. He is the only person in his class to have Boobs, He needs to calm his Tits. He is actually Gay. He is the most Horniest Bastard in the World.
Johann Presty is Really Stupid
When one becomes so drunk, they take all of their clothes off, run around, and finally pass out. Then they are found the next day in the closet by the host's mom naked in the closet covered in their own feces with a bucket over their head.
Josh went poopie presties last night! We didn't find him for three days!
That kind of girl that is too good to be true!
I just met this beautiful girl. Nice, smart, funny and pretty. We even have the same Birthday! She’s such a Morgan Presti.
A man who eats pringles exclusively
your are a presti pringles