Country Dictionary

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Prime Minister

Chief minister and leader of the government in political systems based on the Westminster system. In many systems it is a pre-requisite to nomination to demonstrate an ability to suck up, suck cock, and have a penchant for sadism

"Clean wax and polish as you dust with the Prime Minister's cabinet" "The Prime Minister - Leaves your surfaces fresh and clean" "Helen Clarke has the biggest balls I've ever seen on a Prime Minister"

by C McC April 06, 2009

Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here! "Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

by Norrabal January 02, 2019

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?" Ted: "No, why?" Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?" Ted: "No..." Robin: "Nevermind."

by Komodeo October 09, 2012

Dutch Prime Minister

A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.

Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!

by mile211 July 30, 2018

Australian Prime Minister

A dichead cunt who gets a chubby when media cameras click faster over his fake tears.

"One of the Australian Prime Ministers staff raped someone again." "Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week." "Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."

by Sparklette March 24, 2021

punch the prime minister

Aussie slang for jerking off

dude 1: oi mate can I come into ya bloody dunny? I need to punch the prime minister dude 2: nah mate, I'm punching the prime minister

by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH man April 17, 2018