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Pringles can

1.(n) A large penis, approximately the size of a pringles can. (Origin): It was rumored that former Chicago Bears running back Curtis Enis had a penis that would fill a pringles can when erect. 2.(a) The act of having sex with (1) 3.(n) A long cylindrical can used to contain a popular make of potato chips

(1) Shit nigga, you never said you had a pringles can. I better use lots of KY. (2) Damn bitch, you makin' me so horny I just want to pringles can yo' ass. (3) Yo holmes, pass over that pringles can.

by OrangeFever March 16, 2004

Pringles can

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can. Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Oreva1 August 08, 2020

Pringles can

What people with too much time on there hands and no money use as the base for a low cost wifi antenna to leach off a distance access point. Particularly effective if done right. Many guides on the internet.

Forumer 1: I need an antenna to steal my schools wifi about 0.5 miles away, direct LoS Forumer 2: *Inserts Pringles can antenna guide hyperlink* works like a charm been stealing "Linksys" and "Joes wifi" to play world of war craft for 2 years now. Dumb bastards don't secure it..... Forumer 1: thanks

by Networking_aficianado999 July 22, 2009

Pringle Can

1. A can of curve-shaped potato chips that come in an aluminum can. 2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.

1. Oh man, those BBQ pringles hit the spot! 2. I heard Shaq's thing is the size of a pringle can.

by Kadafi September 10, 2005

Pringle’s Can

A bitch with a pussy so wide it feels the same as if you were to fuck a Pringles Can

Dude 1: How was that chick from last night? Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringles Can

by BlitzKreiug November 19, 2019

pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

by Captain Coffee December 20, 2016

Pringle Can

Euphemism when a guy gets a boner and it feels as though there is a "pringle can" between you.

Stacy felt Josh get a pringle can when they were grinding and knew she was doing it right.

by Lolcatzzzzzzzzzzzz November 28, 2011