A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well
Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations
Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them
You see John over there? He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass. This is a professional dumbass
A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass: Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass