A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who plays the Protoss Race in Starcraft. Protoss players usually have any of the following qualities: 1) Balding or having a very short hairstyle. 2) May have a tattoo to show others he is a Protoss Player 3) Limits his playing style to Cannon Cheese or massed Void Rays 4) A n00b 5) Shirt is usually sleeveless 6) A dork 7) Breathes through the mouth exclusively 8) When he inevitably quits out will have thousands of unspent minerals and gas If you spot a Protoss player in the wild call the nearest Terran player to beat him with massed marines.
Dan decided to become a Protoss Player and he has not been the same since. His hair fell out and he has this weird tattoo of a High Templar on his back.