A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.
I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.
the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.
harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!
one bro does everything another bro does. Copy cat One Male grabs onto another mans pubes and hangs on!
He is such a pube spider... Anthony bought a Corvette and now He is buying one.
fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable
That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off