A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the stresses of work become so overwhelming and the nosh has runneth empty, that you have no other option then to walk to the local liquor store to purchase a pint of leeds and wallow your sorrows away at the Murray Hill train station.
Ugh, if this one keeps it up I'm about to pull a hammy.
v. To strain your hamstring muscle.
I was running 400s in the cold when sure enough, on the fifth lap I pull a hammy.
The chopper came out and that nigga pulled a hammy.
To meet and socially (usually sexually) engage with a person (usually female) who is overweight and unattractive.
To have sex with a fat ugly woman.
"Went out last night and pulled a massive hammy, god I couldn't believe what I had done in the morning."
"My friend was so drunk he pulled a hammy and took her home."
"I'll give you fifty bucks if you pull a hammy tonight."
Noun:
When a slender girl use to have a nice big butt or big ham, but loses it after pregnancy. Her ham was pulled.
Aye check out that girl! Remember her? Shorty had a big ol' butt. After she had a kid she got stuck with that pulled hammy.