A fork of Rural Dictionary
To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination. A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam? Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that. Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.
1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated. 2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time. 3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh. Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate... Greg:(whispers)What's he doing? Jake: He just pulled a Mike. 2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche. 3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore. Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened? Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
mike became famous in the Age of Conquerors world through never being able to find his last resources on every map. it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates. to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)
BuZZ_TheViper: srry guys, i pulled a mike... _Ares_: 11 BuZZ_sletten: 11 _Ares_: fakken mike... BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you
In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.
Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place? Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something? Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.
Verb: to pull a mike Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.
Justin has to be Pulling a Mike, There is no way he met some girl in North Dakota when he lives in Florida!
To sit around at a train station for upwards of 10 hours everyday regardless of weather, in hopes that a good train will come. Mikes often enjoy chocolate milk, and calling people driving around the closed crossing gates "Stupid Knuckleheads."
Man! I pulled a mike for so long yesterday that my chocolate milk started to curdle! Tomorrow, I'm going to Pull a Mike again!
When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.
Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project. Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee. Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?