A fork of Rural Dictionary
When ever your friend goes to do a small task such as getting a soda, but takes multiple hours instead and comes back with a Nintendo Switch
"Hey guys, i'm gonna go grab a soda." *4 hours later* "Sorry for pulling a jack guys, but now i have a Nintendo Switch
The endless promises by a sex that states the importance of one another. After the hook up, one will completely drop the other, calling the other weird and or clingy just because they want to begin a new and or figure out past issues.
Jen: I thought they were doing well.
Eric: well it all ended because Zach started "pulling a Jack."
Jen: ew what a fucking dick hole...
Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.
Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack
Pull a Jack
A Jack is someone who has the ability to find and say something perverted for everything, even if it is totally unrelated to sex.
Can you not make sex jokes for just this one period because you always pull a Jack like that.
Pulling a jack is when your party/chat is annoying and toxic so you mute them.
You your so fucking annoying and toxic I’m considering pulling a jack
To pull a jack is to either completely embarrass yourself in a situation that shouldn’t have occurred, or to simply say something so irrelevant or stupid that it resembles something a jack would do
“That literally had nothing to do with anything don’t pull a jack
pulling a jack: passing out after imbibing or inhaling a small amount of illegal or legal narcotic.
Man, landrith is pulling a jack tonight, i think he pissed himself, and hes passed out.
(jacks passed out in the back of the van snoring)
..troy-"damn, jacks asleep"
..landrith-"yea we should get him home"
..ben-"jack wake up its time for a bong hit"