A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.
"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"
when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.
i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night
Verb. -Technique used at the gas-pump when you are short on cash and wish to fool the casual observer into thinking that you are not.
Here is an example of The Pump Fake: If you only have $10 to put in the tank, you subtly release the pump trigger a few times between the $8 and $10 mark. Hopefully, this will fool anyone who happens to be watching into thinking that you are simply topping off your gas tank before a long trip, and that you are not actually broke as hell!
When a woman is willing to give up sex to a man, they both get naked and the man pretends like he is going to make love to her. Instead, he inserts his penis into her vagina for a moment only, and passes out instead.
That bitch got so pissed when i gave her the old pump fake, i was too drunk to get off.
when you out dangling and have no weapon so you fake like you have one to avoid getting smoked.
Me: Im finna go to the store right fast joe
Joe: you better pump fake on yo way there i heard gd nem out ridin
Me : Ight check leave the front door unlocked
Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.
When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!
When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another
when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.