A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
A place plentiful in homosexuals. Meant as an endearing term.
The Castro is a total pumpkin patch.
A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.
You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.
make clothes for new born up to 5 year old kids
Little Billy is gonna be born in a week we should get Sarah some clothes from Pumpkin Patch as her present
(VERB)
The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.
Alas: A pumpkin patch.
(NOUN)
- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs
(VERB)
Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"
(NOUN)
Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."
A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster
Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers