A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.
Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...
Punnting infants in a rage to make yourself feel better
Im going to go punch babies to get my anger out.
A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".
"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"
"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
(phrase)
a term used when something is soo fucking face melting you just get so pumped up (and you may start throwing fists in the air).
used when something is awesome or too down.
****It is just a phrase; it is not a literal/real act****
Setting: At some heavy, hardcore show/concert. The band playing is at a breakdown. Everyone starts head banging...
Me: Dude, this is fuckin' face melting!
Ivan: Fuck yeah, I just wanna punch babies in the face!!!
When someone is in a state of immense frustration.
super pissed off
That makes me want to punch a baby.
What the fuck im gonna go punch some babies
The act of being so mad you could punch a baby
I'm so mad I could punch a baby
a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.
Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..
Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!
or
I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!