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Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

by Anthony Orifice August 24, 2004

purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003