A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who knows everything there is to know about a woman’s vagina. For example they would know how it smells, tastes, feels, and all the biological features. If you are interested in becoming a Pussy Enthusiast they I should warm you that one of the courses you will need to take is “How to fit your dick into a vagina,” so this one not be something I would recommend to women or homosexuals.
Hopper: Eleven, you know how I’m studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast? Eleven: Yes. Hopper: Well I have some homework. TWO HOURS LATER Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you. Mike: What, why! Eleven: I’m pregnant. Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet! Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.