A fork of Rural Dictionary
These definitions aged like milk..
Queen Elizabeth II is now dead, Rest in peace
Someone who made me lose hope got human immortality.
She ran out of totems💀
“Dude did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died”
An immortal that will never die and will rule England forever. She is currently 94 but will probably live till 1000.
Queen Elizabeth II has been alive for so long, I don't think she will ever die.
To defecate; to extrude fecal matter from the buttox
Hey, I'll be back in a minute I gotta go take a Queen Elizabeth II"
A British Queen with an ignominious history who lived for 96 years until she died peacefully at her home in Balmoral, Scotland, on September 8, 2022.
Random person: Queen Elizabeth II dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family I said hello
Me: I-
The immortal monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain who is quite possibly a kitsune shapeshifter in disguise.
“Don’t you just admire Queen Elizabeth II?”
“I dunno. But I do know for a fact that she’s immortal.”