A fork of Rural Dictionary
The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.
Situation 1: Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car! Joe: No way man, not happening. Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode. Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is. Situation 2: Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car! Joe: No way man, not happening. Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode. Joe: I'll take my chances on tha-- -Earth Implodes-