A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym for Raging Erectile Disfunction. More than 10 million men in America suffer from RED. Typical symptoms of RED include but are not limited to: getting raging boners for no reason; constantly having a raging boner; not being able to make your boner go away. Men with RED are not allowed to enjoy many aspects of life such as wearing sweat pants and peeing standing up. Argaiv is the leading drug to treat and control RED. Side effects of Argaiv include nausea, blood clotting, and gayness. Adults with high blood pressure should consult a doctor before taking Argaive.
RED is the number one cause of eyes being poked out in the world.
Fred: "Jesus Jon you have a raging boner"
Jon: "I have RED leave I can't help it!"
When your orange looks really weird.
Guy: Why is my orange this weird color, I guess it should be called a red.
Other Guy: You Idiot, that's an apple.
business term meaning having a negative amount of money
"James is horrible at selling things. If everyone were like him we'd be in the red in no time."
To be red,
to be ready every fucking day.
Ik ben echt te red voor deze chick,
1.To be bankrupt, no money...
2.Kickass song by Chevelle
God damn the lottery, now im in the red.