A fork of Rural Dictionary
Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.
*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal* Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up? Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5! Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry *Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*