A fork of Rural Dictionary
To show something flashy or fancy that distracts your audience of how terrible something really is.
1. Man, the acting in our show is shit. Good thing we razzle dazzled them with the cool set and lights.
2. My final portfolio I turned in for Economics this semester was God awful. I razzle dazzled the hell out of it though with highlighters so it looks like I took good notes.
The Razzle Dazzle is a glorious sex act that takes some planning, but the juice is worth the squeeze. First, you must buy glitter, find a crown royal pouch (the one with the drawstring), and find some rope. Next, you fill the crown royal bag with glitter, get naked, and tie the bag around your waist. Finally, after performing the Peter Pan on your woman, you pull out, jizz on her back or face, reach into your pouch and throw the glitter all over her jizz covered body. You then scream "RAZZLE DAZZLE BITCH" and storm out of the room. Its ok to continue throwing glitter throughout her place and in her closet (never, ever do the razzle dazzle at your own place...glitter is a bitch to cleanup. Women love to cleanup messes anyways).
I Razzle Dazzled wild Cindy last weekend and she loved it. I temporarily blinded her when I threw glitter in her cum covered eyes and while she was disoriented I tossed glitter around her entire apartment. She had to go to the doctor to get some ointment for her infected eyes. The whole experience really brought us closer together.
The inconspicuous, yet classy term or alias for Crystal Meth.
Hey girl! I need a little pep in my step.I'm feeling a little sheepish. Where is all the razzle dazzle at?
Verb: to own someone, or tell them who is boss
Adjective: awesome or skilled
Headshot! I just went Razzle Dazzle on that bitch's ass!
Thomas Edison was pretty Razzle Dazzle at making light bulbs.
Razzle Dazzle is when you spit in a persons anus and slurp it out like it’s the last of your milkshake.
This man attempted to razzle dazzle me, I began to say “I do not condone of butt stuff”.
Fucking women
(main use when a friend is wrong)
I gave her the Ol' Razzle Dazzle
one who thinks he can rap, but is actually white and has an interesting disability like a lisp...etc.
This person commonly recognized by disrespecting women by slapping asses, posts youTube videos, being warned that he may be a potential rapist, and is commonly pranked upon. Those who have been said to live with a "razzle dazzle" say that they keep them around for humiliatingly comic relief.
"Man, look at that white kid rapping, slapping those asses, he's such a Razzle Dazzle."