Country Dictionary

A Girl on her period

You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!

When a Female Has Her Period while wearing white pants and forgets to use a tampon and the blood runs down here legs.

Me: Hey dood, Did you see katie? Him: Yeah man. She was totaly just Red River all up on 'dem pants Me:Yeah 'dat shit it fuckin' Nasty. Him: No shit.

the Red River is wen girl on her period (mostly notisable when the girls dont where a pad/tampon, or are just realy unclean)

wem battling the red river timmy always remember if the river flows red take the dirt track insted

A girl at "that" time of the month.

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.

When the red rivers flowin', Take the muddy back roads.

Dude, you don't wanna go there this week. I hear the red river is flowing, You need to go up the muddy back roads.

Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

"They're upstairs doing it" "I thought he said she was on her period" "I guess it's a Red River Shootout"

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating) (His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!