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The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"
Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately? Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar
1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period. 2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.
Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night. Jane: Nice, did you save some for me? Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe... Jane: Oooh I can't wait!
A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. Common ingredients are buttermilk, butter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.
Red Velvet Cake
The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight. Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
When a girl is on her period and she poops in her pants, so it mixes with her blood.
I pulled off brittany’s panties last night and he had a red velvet cake going on in there
A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!
Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!
When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy
Her: come eat this red velvet cum cake