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Red vs Blue

An internet series about two sides fighting a pointless battle for a pointless war in the middle of a box canyon. There are the reds, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Donut, then there are the blues Church, Tex, Tucker, and Caboose.

O'Mally-Into the abyss! Never to be seen again! unless I want to be seen, in that case, if I see you before you see me...look out. *skips* Sheila-he took lopez! Grif-Where is he O'Mally-up here you fools! donut-that guy is wicked fast! Doc-thanks! I learned it in track in highschool, it was the least competitive sport i could find! Grif-track sucks! O'Mally-You suck!

by Mustache Man March 03, 2005

Red vs Blue

Despite sounding unoriginal... The funniest thing on the internet, hands-down. Featuring the greatest character in the history of the world - Private L.L. Church.

Church: (to Caboose's Mental Church) "First of all, you? You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!"

by Rufus Shinra November 12, 2004

Red vs Blue

one of the funniest animations on the net. its about a whole lotta soldier in a blocked canyon in the middle of no where on a alien planet who are fightin each other as the red team and the blue team....of course they have no fuckin clue wat theyre doin there.

Simmons: tell me again... why did we get outta the jeep? Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long. Simmons: well at least that was fun. ------------ Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!! Tucker: Who the hell are you?! Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!! Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 09, 2005

Red vs Blue

The funniest thing on the internet. Also, the person above me is a large fucktard, as there is no motion capture in RvB. Eat it, cockbite.

"I went to Red vs. Blue and watched episode 2 thrity times before returning to wanking to Morrigan hentai"

by Sarge October 22, 2003

red vs blue

An absurdly overrated and morbidly dull and boring web show. Watched mostly by obsessive fanboys/girls

z0mG red vs blue iz teh b3st fukin sh0w eva b1ch!!!!!11!11

by abcdef123happy man December 13, 2009

red vs blue

A wholly unfunny, unoriginal, and retarded piece of flaming shit made by a couple of douchebags who lounge around all day with their shitloads of cash that they get from stupid fans that think they care at all about them instead of actually making the 5 minute pieces of said flaming shit. Srsly now they only just reached 100 episodes after running it since 2004, what the fuck. It was kind of funny at first but that was fucked up when they decided to make a ludicrously stupid story that came to a "we couldnt finish what we started" kind of gay ending. The forums were pretty good too till they got fucked up by the flood of stupid Galo 2 mainstream fanboys and the moderators became Tyrannical fucks.

Normal person: Hey lets go do something outside. C@b0os3F@n36: Fuck that I need to sit on Red vs Blue so I can wait for the next episode that I paid $10 to get one day earlier. LOL Donut said something gay and Church is being a dick HAHAHHAHAHALOL.

by WTF is a Rosie! August 24, 2007

red vs blue

A very poor attempt to make comedy from a game using clones of Master Chief. Horrible acting, here is why: Gus - A freakin' chinese 4 foot nerd. geoff - Pot smoking addict. Been doing it for 8 years. Jason - Likes to drown himself in soda. Burnie - A Texas redneck. Dan - Ex. hax0r for the pie crew. Kathleen - A wannabe slut. Joel - Only normal guy from rvb crew. Matt - Another Texas redneck. Yomary - Likes to fool around with Geoff. o.o

red vs blue was a thrown out idea in Hollywood. Thats where Gus was kicked in the balls by a thug because he started to attack the manager viciously. o.o

by Superman22 April 23, 2005