A fork of Rural Dictionary
Are you ready for the puerto rican thunder!?! -Ray
The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.
“All hail the Puerto Rican Thunder god”
A Puerto Rican male, most likely a plumber, who moonlights as a stripper. He is a lady's man and will steal steal your girl
"I heard Rican Thunder is also a plumber. I wouldn't mind him laying some pipe for me