A fork of Rural Dictionary
a bald headed man that is repeatedly sodomized by offshore riggers.
That guy thinks he knows everything, but he's really just a rigger monkey!
1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.
Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?