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ring stinger

What is caused by consuming a large amount of chilli like substances.

Had a big chow on the chilli last night and look da fuck out, me got da ring stinga

by zeilich February 09, 2005

ring stinger

A person who stings another's ring - ie a homosexual who sticks his old chap in another man's ass and makes it sting. Of course, if the other man is loose and enjoys this exercise, it will not sting at all.

'Man, that guy was a real ring stinger.'

by Jack Doff January 10, 2004

ring stinger

a very painful fart which leads to following through

i had a vindalo last night and it gave me a ring stinger. i had to change my draws

by robert branch December 05, 2003

ring stinger

the act of inserting a dinga (extacy) up ones rectum to achieve enhanced absorption only to be greated with a stinging sensation as the user realise the now shelved dinga is burning their insides.

dom: oi kesh how'd that dinga go down Kesh: fuck me stupid, its a real ring stinger!

by the gypsy prophet September 13, 2010

ring stinger

offensive word for a homosexual.

Look how that ring stinger dances, what a poof.

by Jemima May 04, 2005

ring stinger

A stingy person - who when ringing you on your mobile only lets it ring a few times before hanging up, thereby forcing you to ring back and pay for the call.

That Ryan's a f**kin ring stinger, he never lets it ring for long enough before you can answer the phone!

by Gav Page July 14, 2004

rip roaring ring stinger

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 14, 2006