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Ripe Tits

When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!

I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!

by P0OPBALLZ March 30, 2011

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits" "Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever. Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 03, 2010