A fork of Rural Dictionary
The CEO of razor blades and all around BETTER than trish una
Risotto Nero: ”razor blades :)”
A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, but was murdered by a weird ass lookin' prostitute who can erase time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."
big fat juicy horse cock also the capo of la squadra de esecuzione
Risotto Nero is around 6'8 feet tall.
the head of la squadra and uses metal as a stando lol
Doppio: We found Risotto Nero! Ris: *uses metal to attack Doppio*
Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.
He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.
A person that deserved better and only wanted a raise, who was murdered by a prostitute who can skip time.
Risotto Nero: "You're already complete."