A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being inebriated to a point at which one would voluntarily defecate in the street
"Bro you gonna get road shit tonight?"
Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.
"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."
"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."
"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"
"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"