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Road Warrior

This is a self-described term used by corporate lackeys that spends a lot of time on the road (via automobiles), living in motels and eating in restaurants and diners. Many use this term to glamorize, romanticize and/or rationalize their lonely profession, sometimes to impress lot lizards and other prostitutes that frequent the world of the itinerant traveler.

So that dweeb with a laptop fancies himself a road warrior, eh? Well, a biker gang is just pulling into this truck stop. Watch him skedaddle!

by Poppy McFoppy August 17, 2010

Road Warrior

Junk Punks and motor cycle riders who frequently travel, mostly on rat bikes, trying to "live on the edge" much like the original Road Warrior: Mad Max.(although Mad Max drove a Ford Falcon XB) It's believed they'll do anything to get that next gallon of gasoline, from simple odd jobs, to theft, to outright murder. They're also believed to settle disputes by riding side by side and beating each other until one Warrior has fallen, possibly being killed in the process, but definitely destroying the bike.

He's a real Road Warrior, man, I watched him fight a guy on his bike; he killed him, then went back for his gasoline.

by Zro the Desert Baron May 06, 2007

road warrior

A travelling business person who spends much of his time on the road, driving between meetings or presentations. The name is taken from "The Road Warrior", the US title of the Australian action film "Mad Max 2".

Sahda's a serious road warrior. She's clocked 12,000 on her car just driving to give presentations.

by Unidyne December 14, 2003

road warriors

A sports team that plays well "on the road" as a visiting team, particularly if their record is better away than at home.

The Lions aren't so good at home, but they've become real road warriors with a 6-1 record as the visiting team.

by capryl January 03, 2011

Road Warrior

A Massive Queef or Vaginal Fart That Makes Extremely Loud and Violent Comments. The "Road Warrior" Is Viewed By Many As The Queen of All Queefs. The Road Warrior Is Not To Be Taken Lightly And Is Absolutly Not A Joke!

I Was Sitting On The Subway The Other Day When This Women Let Out An Intense "Road Warrior". I Don't Think I Have Ever Been So Disguisted Or Afraid In My Life. The "Road Warrior" Is No Joke! I Found Out The Hard Way.

by Charley Mooshbag April 04, 2009

road warriors

Known as the Wal-Mart night crew at rural Wal-Marts throughout the U.S.A.

Wow! Look at all these road warriors stocking the shelves. They look pretty mean.

by Jeff C. March 01, 2005

road warrior

sick bitches that will do anything to get spread, often called trollops...commonly associated with bar whores. one may find road worriors whilst on vaction, often lurking outside of restrooms at the beach in west florida.

"Son, be careful to avoid those road warriors while on spring break!" said my father.

by sickmaker April 11, 2008