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Rocket Man

A person who is a user and dealer of illegal drugs. He may be able to control his use to a degree that allows him to function socially, however he does use regularly . His only "job" is selling drugs.

Eli is a real rocket man. He has anything you want.

by BRk2 November 28, 2016

Rocket Man

A cross dressing male who prefers K-9 penis in place of lip gloss. This practice is know to be a health hazard. The larger or more aggressive the K-9 the greater the health risk (i.e.- facial scars). This name was coined due to the fact that when a male K-9 becomes "excited" his penis will rocket out and become exposed allowing the man to apply it to his lips.

Donnie was caught doing the rocket man last night and will never be able to show is face again.

by Security915 July 05, 2012

rocket man

An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.

And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.

by shill July 15, 2005

rocket man

When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.

Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home. "You Stoner" Na, I'm just a Rocket Man

by thechosenking August 06, 2009

rocket man

Some fat man in Asia trying to nuke country and being hitler 2.0 and doing karate kick to a brick

rocket man means someone sand a nuke shape as their willy

by Rocket guy August 05, 2018

Rocket man

Donald trumps nickname for kim jong un

he definitely likes sending up rockets, doesn't he," referring to Kim. "That's why I call him Rocket Man," Trump said.

by Skince08 January 09, 2021

rocket man

the sexual act of putting a butt plug in a gassy person, but they fart the buttplug out and it hits you in the eye

“it was hot, till she pulled a rocket man.” “we hooked up, but the mood was ruined when she rocket manned

by sour cream and onion chips November 17, 2020