A fork of Rural Dictionary
To perform a dangerous or extreme maneuver while driving a car, usually involving a moving U-turn, particularly while in heavy traffic. Derived from the cool 70’s television private detective show: Rockford Files, staring James Gardner. He drove a Firebird.
I missed my turn so I had to do 'a Rockford' in the middle of the street. The traffic is stopped in this lane. Hang 'a Rockford' and go another way.
A small picturesque town in west Michigan home to the fierce Rockford Rams. Grad classes are upwards of six hundred and every team is number one in the state thanks to steroids. Because Rockford is perfect, any flunker, flunkie, and pregnant girl is redirected to the nearby school, river "retard" valley. Nine out of ten families are rich, conservative republicans while the rest are democrats. The school is 99.4% Caucasian, and black kids are celebrities. The cops hate the kids, because every last one is stoned. Rockford is home to the biggest marijuana trade in west michigan. Teachers only like you if you've made varsity by playing before you could walk.
Look at that Rockford kid! Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?
a solid form of weed (i.e. rocky)
i bought £20s of rockford last night
The act of pissing in one's hair. Usually performed in a state of high anger, stress, or intoxication. Originated from urinating on someone, but taking it to a whole new level.
"I was so mad yesterday" "Really? What did you do about it?" "I pulled a rockford and pissed all over Jim's hair when we were driving to the party."
Short term for one of the best car audio equipment there is. Rockford Fosgate.
That Fosgate Punch Series 3 subowoofer hits hard.