A fork of Rural Dictionary
Convincing babes to do whatever you want with the combined power of your tongue, hands and otherwise ambiguous body language. Often involves the use of variable runz tactics. Advanced runzers also have the power to runz with just their eyes.
"I saw that dudebro runzing that impossible Lisa babe last week. The guy obviously wants to cop her so he can be a legend"
''I saw that guy applying some mad runz tactics to that babe as they were dipping bio class. He's obviously a runzgod"
A rich white kid YouTuber who goes by the name "FoNiC Runz" even tho he only makes fortnite videos. He tries to copy Lazarbeam by being funny in a retarded way and by putting BTW in every fucking video he makes. He hired his friend to edit his videos because he is fucking retarded to edit. Wannabe Ceeday and Lazarbeam.
Runz friend 1: Yo had u seen Runz new video about his raffle
Me: Why was I in it and why am I his editor
Runz Friend 2: HEY ARE U GUYS TALKING ABOUT RUNZ!!!!
Me: no
Runz friend 1: YES WANNA COME JOIN US
Runz friend 2: SURE
Guy I don't know but heard of: Wait does ItAchI even know me
Me, confirmed as ItAchI: Who the fuck is you
All of Runz friends: i lOvE fOrTnItE sToP sAyInG iTs BaD u ArE jUsT bAd At tHe GaMe
Runz: fOrTnItE iS nOt dEaD
Me: why are we still friends
XXomquitzBOTXX: sPoTlIgHt uH mOoNlIgHt Uh
When you have just landed from being on a flight, you will feel the need to take a boiling hot sloppy shit
Oh man i just landed, now i got the plane runz