A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your used condom sticks to the floor after a few days of lying there and you go to pull it up and it smacks you in the face.
My mom came over to help me clean and she got a rubber ducky.
a duck-shaped piece of rubber that literally stalks you in the shower
Guy1:time to shower Rubber Ducky: GO ON, IM WATCHING
A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!
The Rubber Ducky Song Rubber Ducky, you're the one, You make bathtime lots of fun, Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you; Woo woo be doo Rubber Ducky, joy of joys, When I squeeze you, you make noise! Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true! Doo doo doo doo, doo doo Every day when I Make my way to the tubby I find a little fella who's Cute and yellow and chubby Rub-a-dub-a-dubby! Rubber Ducky, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you. Every day when I Make my way to the tubby I find a little fella who's Cute and yellow and chubby Rubber Ducky, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of - Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of - Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you! Doo doo, be doo ((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))
The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.
While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.
Getting a handjob in the shower.
She gave me a rubber ducky last night.
The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.
While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.
When a male takes a hold of his testicles and penis and pulls them out together, making the figure of a rubber ducky.
Yo, is that a rubber ducky on your crotch, man?