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When, after not getting laid on a date, you go home and rub one out to relieve the pressure and frustration.
X: Hey man! Did you get a homerun with that girl last night? Y: Nah, but I got some runs batted in when I got home.
Possibly the most useful item in the Super Smash Bros. series. It can send an opponent flying off the stage, yet only do 25%. If an opponent has over 20-30% damage, the bat will kill them. Can also be thrown and do quite a bit of damage. Mostly used in Home-Run contest but is also used in multiplayer.
1- shit that home-run bat killed all three opponents! 2- ima home-run bat yo ass.
When you help your friend get laid.
Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.
running bases in baseball while holding your dick
Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?