A fork of Rural Dictionary
I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell
When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.
"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."
Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot. Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.
Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog. B: Hot like Satans ass crack? Def 2: A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there. B: Why the hell not? A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!