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Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.

Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"

by Hatesmear Creepshow August 07, 2013

Scrotum Pole

penis, cock, anything phallic, penile

boys have scrotum poles and girls have vaginas

by FreaKnFurter November 07, 2005

Scrotum Pole

Remarkably tall man with a persnality of a ball sack

That unusually lanky chap over there just clobbered that old lady over the loaf of bread with her own hand bag! What a Scrotum Pole

by Mace419 January 22, 2011

scrotum pole

In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.

Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.

by Viifog May 18, 2007

scrotum pole

the pulsating erect state of a collasal penis

Wow! Look at that scrotum pole! As I always say," Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Guess Im havin me one tonight.

by Clare....eric too. May 13, 2004

scrotum pole

A term used to refer to the 'peentis' -- the other definition of this word is obviously incorrect and/or queer.

I have a ginormous scrotum pole.

by Chris P. Johnson December 23, 2003

Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.

"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 09, 2023