A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase commonly used when surprised or startled.
Guy1 "Did you know your mumma has a 12 lbs pussy"
Guy2 "Shit on me!"
A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me
Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend
Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.
Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.
I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.
That kid is the epitome of the shit of me at being on time.
When you greet someone or somebody and they don't say anything back to you.
I was walking down the street and said good morning to a group of people and they didn't say hi or shit to me
I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"
Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.
Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .
I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead