A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used when you are gonna fucking die. Used when you are shitting. Used when scared
OH Shitty Shit Shit Shit, I'm going to die. Oh shitty shit shit shit Ima shit. Oh shitty shit shit shit that's a fucking bomb.
When you really do not care about anything at all.
Coined by the Tourettes Guy.
Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.
TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!
What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
When you run out of cheese sticks
me: im hungry
me, opening the fridge and seeing no cheese sticks: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
friend: bro whats wrong
me: no cheese sticks
friend: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
It's the words coming out of a local government when they realise there is no way she is signing an NDA
Woman : sorry means admitting EVERYTHING you did. I'm not signing that NDA. P.S. love that audio of you admitting enough you can't get me for defamation by speaking the truth
Matturbation : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
CEO : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
Final frantic words before driving into a wall/skiing over a cliff etc etc
'shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck' cried james as he slammed into the back of the manure truck