Country Dictionary

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis 2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment "If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.

Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie? Yeah he has a shmeat