A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.
"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.
Someone that while they may not physically be small, project a ‘small’ presence in a room, whether that be through looks, attitude, or actions. - Morgan
Person - “yo, you have short person energy”
Cate - “WHAT NO! I HAVE TALL PERSON ENERGY, I AM A NORMAL GAL, WITH A NORMAL HEIGHT”
Person - “nah.”
Cate - “:,(“
On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.
Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
The day you slap anyone under 5, 5
Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here
Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th
It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*
november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers
“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”