A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. verb: to decrease in size 2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor
1. the cold water made my balls shrink 2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink
1. (v): to decrease in size. 2. (n): a psychiatrist, psychologist, or therapist. 3. (n): a slang term for retail theft, commonly used in the retail industry, especially by loss/theft prevention personnel.
1. "I've got some crazy shrinkage going on." 2. "My shrink told me I need to take some pills. So I told him to fuck off and die and I threw a molotov cocktail into his living room." 3. "An estimated 44% of shrink (retail theft) in 2008 was due to employee theft."
A therapist, one in the mental health profession, a "headshrinker"
Dude, I can't go out tomorrow night, I gotta meet with my shrink, he thinks I am depressed.
Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.
My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.
That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*
Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!