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Small Dick Energy

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.

John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.

by turaligo January 13, 2022

Small Dick Energy

Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.

Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.

by Armie Hammer July 11, 2018

small dick energy

When someone has a small dick and tries to compensate with a massive ego

Man Rico is such an asshole, he has small dick energy

by GusTheGhoul3000 October 01, 2019

small dick energy

When a man goes out of his way to assert his superiority by trash talking anyone sees as a threat. Typically, everyone is seen as a threat to this weak minded, insecure, pathetic person. One can only draw the conclusion that the insecurity comes from having a teeny tiny dick.

Most likely has no idea that everyone around him sees him as a joke, believes nothing he says, and couldn’t care less about his opinion.

Wow, he really needs to tone down that small dick energy before someone hurts his feelings.

Don’t worry, his attitude has nothing to do with you, it’s his small dick energy.

by Mustsucktobeyou November 27, 2020

Small Dick Energy

Fragile masculinity/inflated ego. Does NOT require having a small dick, either. Homeboy could be absolutely hung and still emit SDE.

Wow, that dude belittling men who like to be pegged is totally giving off Small Dick Energy right now.

by BigTiddyGothMullet January 13, 2021

Small Dick Energy

Two definitions:

- someone who shows off masculinity by being cocky, showing off, overly confident to overcompensate their 4.2 inch fully erect dick.

- rounding your dick size 2-4 inches up.

Example 1: "Liam has a lifted truck, wears tapout, works out and acts HARD (douchebag) to overcompensate the fact he has a micropenis and can only please a girl in bed with his tongue"

Example 2: telling a girl that you have a 6 inch penis when in reality you have a 4.2 inch dick.

Small dick energy right there.

by Loltehjew September 17, 2018

Small Dick Energy

When someone displays unattractive qualities like: toxic masculinity, cowardice, aggressiveness and other pitiful behavior.

For example: Insecure psychopath non-alpha male Leo Dottavio from the bachelorette reeks of small dick energy.

by Bachelorbabe August 29, 2018