A fork of Rural Dictionary
June 6th is a day, when you can get some pussy, pics of it, feel of it, just say it to your girl and you can do whatever you want with her pussy
Josh:Hey, Emma!
Emma: Hi, what’s up?
Josh:You know what day it is? It’s june 6th, get some pussy day!
It's may 9th and ur going to school
Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day
September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
On this day October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over the limit you shall be disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday
It’s National Grab some ass Day so let’s slap some booty.
An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
On December 19th, it’s national give a ginger some cheese day. The titles pretty self explanatory.
Ginger 1: OMG it’s national give a ginger some cheese day tomorrow I can’t wait!
Ginger 2: I know! I love cheese!